“Why are you always eating when we hang out?”

“Excuse me?”

“You always tend to eat when we hang out.”

“Well, maybe you just bore me into trying to drown myself in food.”

——

“And yet, six years later, she still does it.”

“…. Does what? What am I doing?”

“Trying to drown in your food.”

“Oh… yeah. Well, you’ve driven me to madness, what else is a girl to do?”